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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is your juiciest sex story?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

What smell will you never forget?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

No, not a chance

Then came..

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Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

Still no good

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.