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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:11

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is your juiciest sex story?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
What smell will you never forget?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
No, not a chance
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Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Is BPD real or just an excuse?
Still no good
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.